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Saturday Night Live Colin's Character: Host
Release Date: December 11, 2004
Monologue:
Colin Farrell shows SNL's male cast members how to pick up on Lindsay Lohan.
Big Roach Problem:
After bringing his date (Amy Poehler) back to his apartment, a man (Colin Farrell) must dispose of a big roach (Horatio Sanz).
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iShow Biz Grande Explosion!
Ferecito (Fred Armisen) interviews Bono (Coin Farrell)
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Airport Secruity
A female security officer (Amy Poehler) feels up a handsome man (Colin Farrell) under the guise of national security.
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Weekend Update
Hockey star Brett Hull gives his thoughts on the hockey lockout and gay marriage in Canada. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler announce that they are mentoring Lindsay Lohan over the Christmas holidays. Colin Farrell gives a tongue-in-cheek review of "Alexander."
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Key Party
A quintent of weird couples participate in a wife-swap party.
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Human Interest Story
A reporter (Colin Farrell) tries to interview a window-washer (Kenan Thompson) on a shaky scaffold.
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Pat 'N Patty's Slacks, Snaks and Knick Knack Shack
Pat (Horatio Sanz) and Patti's (Maya Rudolph) merchandising is based on a rhyme-scheme.
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Merv the Perv
Merv (Chris Parnell) and his British cousin (Colin Farrell) hit on women at
the office Christmas party.
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